Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
No I am not eating basil off your cock
this must be what syphilis tastes like
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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