were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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