We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
please don't ironically join a cult
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