no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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