Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Woke up backwards on a recliner
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
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What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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