my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I think my moral compass just broke
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
