It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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