you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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