tell your sister to shave her snatch
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
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She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I think your dad took our porno
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
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He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Randomize