My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
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