we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
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I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Send help, water and tortillas.
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My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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