Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
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You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
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EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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