now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
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I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
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I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Pooping to opera.
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