Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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