I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
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part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
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Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.