She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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