Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Found your dick twin last night
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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