The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I love you.
Bad choice
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