We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
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at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
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Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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