Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
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My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
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Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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