I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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