keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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