I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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