I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
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At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
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You've changed since you got that strap on
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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