god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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