We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
