I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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