Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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