Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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