I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
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Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
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it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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