You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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