she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
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New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
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I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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