We need to rekindle our bromance
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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