Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
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he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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