If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
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Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
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When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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