Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
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When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
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Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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