Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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