Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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