Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
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I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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