This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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