I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
