Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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