He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
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How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
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He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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