some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
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I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I think a kid would responsible me up
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
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Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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