I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
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We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
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I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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