He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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