I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
mondays should just be called national damage control day
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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