Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
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Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
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I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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