Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
In other news, I just burned my penis
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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