She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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