So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
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We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
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