I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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