16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
My bed smells like the plague
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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